If you’re a fascist or a nazi, come over to my house / I’ll just lock you up and I’ll never let you out / step into my shower, I’m gunna watch you burn / and if anyone asks why, I’ll just say “hey it was their turn” / now hey there Adolf, why you singing the ol’ cyanide blues? / go to a homeless shelter and go donate all those shoes / go on back to art school, take a second chance at life / so switch sides and be pro-jew with Oscar Schindler / and I don’t know what I was put on this world for / I hope I ain’t a bad guy, I hope I don’t start a war / I guess for now I’ll just keep writing all these songs / to help some people think, and understand what’s right from wrong / and now Osama is the leader of all these holy wars / order up a pizza to your cave and hide some more / blowin’ yourself up wont get you eternal salvation / so shave your beard and donate all your hair to cancer patients / and now that Kony is so famous, what will he do with his life? / release his child army maybe do a little right? / go and start and orphanage, political arena / unless all the kids get adopted by Brad and Angelina / ‘cause I know exactly what I was put on this world for / I’m the baddest of all the bad guys, I started all the wars / I guys for now I’ll just keep writing all these songs / and everybody knows me as the one who doesn’t know his right from wrong